- Tiredness may not be due to running, it might be the start of a horrid virus;
- Chocolate oranges do not offer the same immunity benefits as actual oranges;
- Films featuring small dogs in a central role should win Oscars;
- Skipping two days’ running in favour of lying in bed is good for the body but not the spirit;
- Running with a mild fever helps counteract the effects of icy weather;
- Though really isn’t to be encouraged;
- I mean that, stay in bed folks;
- Kendal mint cake is the new running gel;
- Just because you can run 10 miles doesn’t mean you’re cured;
- A hot toddy is the answer, no matter what the question.
Not a Jogger 