Running Autopilot Fail
25 January 2012
5:55 Tuesday. Get up. Feed cats. Brush teeth. Eat small square of kendal mint cake. Put on running kit. Leave house. Go back to collect gloves. Leave house. Start running. Run 5 miles easy in somnambulant state. Get back. Consult training plan. Realise I did the wrong run.
5:55 Wednesday. Get up. Brush cats. Feed teeth. Eat small square of kendal mint cake. Put on running kit. Leave house. Go back to collect tissues. Leave house. Start running extended 6 mile route. Get back to the house at 5.5 miles. Run around block twice like an 8 year-old. Consult map. Realise I went the wrong way.
There is a lesson to be learned here. If only I could stay awake long enough to find out what it is.
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Not a Jogger 
I recognise the route fail! I’ve got to the end of our road, realised I’m short on distance and run up to the roundabout, round it and back again to make the distance up.